For the Love of Putin

It's probably fake, but I'll speak as if it's true.

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a43502/wendi-deng-vladimir-putin-dating-rumors/

Ladies, we must discuss a few things. 

One, you can't date/marry Putin if you are foreign.  They crafted that law before my broken-heart.  I had a fantasy of dating Putin in his 1976 version.

Two, he's an ex-spy. 

Sad notes...

All must be ruined when it comes to my heart.  He made me explode.  Not even self-hatred and apathy could save me.

They tried to kill me for Putin, as he made it a big deal.

I know.

  Putin made me a target, yes, which was his goal, I'm sure.

 I wish he'd pay me for destroying me--and my youth.  I don't even do that to my hobo suitors.  They get a coke at the least.