How Did I Make It Into the Military?

Well, I had to get a waiver because I have raynauds. 

I didn't have much of a background for them to judge, though I do not meet the requirements of the army due to having a LD until I was 16.

I would recommend doing a psych evaluation with an IEP.  My mom knew something was wrong with me, but she was unable to do anything. 

I didn't lie to get in.  They simply didn't ask me if I had any problems other than raynauds.  I passed the ASVAB with a score of 76/111.  Not stellar.  My IQ is around 116.  I think the 111 was my IQ, but they didn't factor in age, which gave me a lower score.

The army wasn't too difficult.  It was easier to be in than in the regular work world.  I used to pull the other females' fire guard shift in BCT because I was used to not getting much sleep.

The other soldiers picked on me a lot because I'm weird, especially then (read my last post--not that anyone does).  I did their details and chores to stay in the right. 

I was struggling when these random people showed up in my sleep and asked me questions like, "Do you believe in God?"  "Do you have a soul?"  "Do you want a family?" +insert retard rage about the family-thing+ 

Then I went to Cuba where I became "psychic." I'm not playing games.  My brain went into the toaster at that point, and I ran around Cuba all night to get internet connection, tellin' my tale.

Then the blog.
Then the movie.
Then the songs.

Oh well, I did have fun until things went really bad.

In other news, they're having a hard time recruiting people...  They should use gene therapy and just fix newcomers.  Be kooky instead...