I like five but not six and seven but not eight and ten is okay, but we don't talk about three

I Went Shopping with my Caring Aunt

 I received my clothing allowance.  

 I shopped at Good Will. 

Who would buy their underwear at a secondhand shop?  

Girls can wear bikinis when mudwrestling, not that it matters.  I can't.  Too much skin, and the clock keeps on clapping.  

I've never fit in anyway.  Busted. A waste.

A woman wore this shirt, not just me.  I'll never know the person who abandoned the clothing.  Skin or boredom?  

Will I ever abandon it?  I hope it's not too much skin but freedom like for the other woman.   

It's a deal!