Monday, July 25, 2016

Listening to Top Secrets Grandma Tells Me

So, they have been taping my calls.  I only talk in length with my grandma.

She's a ninja.  When she dies, she'll vote republican.  Dead democracy.

Anyway, I know we're probably being taped for the settlement from Putin I asked for.  Putin won't man up.  I know our news is controlled, and Putin has immunity, but I was wronged.  I'm sick of being the poorboy to beat.  I know some of it was my fault.  However, a lot wasn't my fault.  They can give me what I think is appropriate then leave me alone--and granny, too.

We talked a bit about Putin, and grandma watches the news a lot and sees their view.  God could have only have saved me.  She was like, "His glances are mean."  He's Russian.  He's not the only foreigner we've met.  My stepmom is Thai, and dad always thinks she's pissed off when she's not.  She's using her emotions like a Thai would.

Beep. Beep. Beep.  Could you guys stop making noise when you are recording?  It's rude.  Back into the shadows with y'all! 

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