Ladies and gentlemen, the search is over. We've found our special snowflake God: Edward Snowden.
He wants all the attention of being a top whistleblower. He talks about his assignments, condemns people he's never met, and he thinks he's an expert on many matters above him.
All that attention! Now he's trying to be "moral." He's probably starting to fight himself.
I thought he was okay until I did some research. It's like, "You're even a crappier human than me."
I'll tell you a deal. How about we do a spy switch (I'm not a spy, I joke about it) with me and Snowden. And I still want the frickin' five million dollars (after taxes) and the house on hideaway (after taxes). I will go visit Russia for a few weeks first, a dream. Putin can redeem himself.
https://www.rt.com/news/353948-snowden-wikileaks-twitter-clash/
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